We Hold These Truths Heavyweight T-Shirt

We hold these truths to be self-evident… and sometimes we dance about it.

The Founders gave us some pretty good reasons to celebrate liberty. This Halloween, even the dearly departed are getting in on it.

The We Hold These Truths tee puts a spooky-season spin on one of America's most enduring declarations, with a crew of colonial skeletons dancing around the fire beneath a full moon. Pumpkins, ravens, lanterns, bats—and Uncle Sam himself—join the celebration.

Because loving liberty doesn't always have to be serious.

Sometimes you've just gotta dance.

Made from heavyweight 100% cotton with a garment-dyed finish, this tee has that comfortable, broken-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit and vintage-inspired look make it an easy favorite long after Halloween is over.

Details

100% cotton
Heavyweight 6.0 oz./yd² fabric
Relaxed fit
Garment-dyed for a vintage-inspired look
Wide rib collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Seamless body
Recycled tear-away label

We hold these truths. We hold onto liberty. And sometimes—we dance.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 26 ½ 18 16
M 28 ½ 20 17 ¾
L 30 ½ 22 19 ½
XL 31 ½ 24 20 ¾
2XL 32 ½ 26 21 ¾
3XL 33 ½ 28 23 ½
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