No. …No. Absolutely Not. Long Sleeve Tee

Some messages don’t need volume.
They need clarity.

This long sleeve tee features a hand-drawn Mount Rushmore illustration paired with a perfectly timed sequence:
“No.” → “…No.” → “Absolutely not.”

It’s restrained, unmistakable humor — the kind that lands immediately and lingers. The design reads like a collective pause from history itself, aimed at moments when boundaries are tested and context is ignored.

Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3501, this piece has a lightweight, smooth feel that works year-round — polished enough to layer, comfortable enough to live in. It’s a statement without slogans, commentary without shouting.

Why you’ll love it:

Smart, minimalist civic humor with instant readability

Clean illustration that scales beautifully on a long sleeve

Lightweight feel ideal for layering or solo wear

A timeless CFC design that doesn’t chase headlines

Shirt Details (Bella + Canvas 3501)

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

Lightweight fabric with a smooth, modern drape

Unisex retail fit

Ribbed cuffs

Side-seamed construction

Comfortable for all-season wear

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛
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Sale price $32.99Regular price
Regular price $32.99

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