I Drink Coffee and I Know Things About the Constitution – Vintage Tee

Coffee helps. Knowing matters.

The “I Drink Coffee and I Know Things About the Constitution” Comfort Colors Tee brings sharp wit and sharper principles together in one bold design. Featuring a detailed, storybook-style illustration with a nod to American founding ideals, this piece is for those who stay informed—and aren’t afraid to show it.

It’s not loud.
It’s not performative.
It just says you’re paying attention.

Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717, this shirt delivers a substantial, garment-dyed feel with that broken-in softness from day one. The vintage tones and detailed artwork pair perfectly with the shirt’s lived-in look, making it feel like a favorite the first time you wear it.

Wear it because you know.


❤️ WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

Smart, not shouty – A clever design that stands out without trying too hard
Premium Comfort Colors 1717 – Garment-dyed, soft-washed, and substantial
Detailed artwork that holds up – Perfect for DTG printing with rich tones and depth
Vintage feel from day one – Broken-in comfort with lasting structure
Conversation starter – The kind of shirt people read twice


🎯 PRODUCT DETAILS

• Comfort Colors 1717 (garment-dyed)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz (heavier, premium feel)
• Relaxed fit
• Soft-washed for reduced shrinkage
• DTG printed for high-detail design

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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Sale price $35.99Regular price
Regular price $35.99

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