“I Drink Coffee and I Know Things (About the Constitution)” Dragon Mug

Some mornings require caffeine. Others require constitutional literacy.
I Drink Coffee and I Know Things (About the Constitution) blends sharp wit with civic confidence — a tongue-in-cheek declaration for those who come armed with both facts and fire. Featuring a bold, fantastical illustration rooted in historic authority and modern sarcasm, this mug is equal parts humor, intelligence, and unapologetic nerd power.

Mug Details

Black glossy ceramic mug with high-contrast, full-color print. Durable finish designed to make the artwork pop against the deep black surface.

Why You’ll Love It

Smart humor, rich illustration, and a message that rewards knowing more than talking louder.

Perfect For

Morning routines, late-night reading, civic-minded gift giving, and anyone who prefers their opinions backed by actual knowledge.
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